
Premium Grease · 9.5 oz | 269g
Hair Fertilizer
Stimulates Scalp
Revitalizing & Nourishing Hair Grease. Jojoba, rosemary and peppermint in a pure mango butter base, built to soften the part and keep ends conditioned between washes.
$24.99
- Size
- 9.5 oz | 269g
- Formula
- Stimulating & Strength Formula
- Shipping
- Live carrier rates
- Dispatch
- Weekly
Not a mask, not a serum. A grease you work into the part, the one step that most routines skip and most scalps miss.

What’s in it
Full listPure Mango Butter
- Jojoba
- Rosemary
- Coconut
- Olive
- Moringa
- Pomegranate
- Peppermint
- Honey
- Sage
- Eucalyptus
9.5 oz
269g net
4
Steps, every day
Handling
- External use only
- Avoid eyes
- Stop if irritated
- Keep from kids
- Store below 80°F
It softens in heat and re-sets as it cools. That doesn’t affect how it works.
The formula
21 named · 17 botanical oils
Butters & base
4- Mango Butter
- Petrolatum
- Lanolin
- Cocoa Butter
Carrier oils
10- Olive Oil
- Coconut Oil
- Rice Bran Oil
- Sunflower Oil
- Jojoba Oil
- Safflower Oil
- Moringa Oil
- Canola Oil
- Pumpkin Seed Oil
- Sesame Seed Oil
Essential oils
7- Peppermint Oil
- Sage Oil
- Eucalyptus Oil
- Frankincense Oil
- Geranium Oil
- Grapefruit Oil
- Lavender Oil
As printed on the jar: Mango Butter, Petrolatum, Cetyl Alcohol, Arrowroot Powder, Lanolin, Olive Oil, Lecithin, Coconut Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Cocoa Butter, Sunflower Oil, Methyl Soyate, Jojoba Oil, Safflower Oil, Moringa Oil, Canola Oil, Pomegranate, Rosehip, Pumpkin Seed Oil, Acerola, Rosemary Extract, Carrot Extract, Honey Extract, Mushroom Extract, Chickpea Extract, Lentil Extract, Cocoa Extract, Sesame Seed Oil, Herbal Extracts, Peppermint Oil, Sage Oil, Eucalyptus Oil, Frankincense Oil, Geranium Oil, Grapefruit Oil, Lavender Oil, Menthol, Isopropyl Myristate, Fragrance (Parfum).
How to use it.
- 01
Part & apply
Section the hair. Lay a small amount along each part. Damp seals it in, dry works too.
- 02
Massage in
Work it in gently with the pads of your fingers. Small circles. This part matters most.
- 03
Smooth the lengths
Rub what's left between your palms and run it down the strand, ends and edges.
- 04
Style & repeat
Style as you like, then again tomorrow. A scalp answers to consistency, not intensity.
Stay consistent. Stay committed. Commitment is the key.
Good to know.
What does "Hair Fertilizer" actually mean?
It's the spirit of the thing: you feed soil to grow a garden, you feed the scalp to grow hair. MiMi Crack is a scalp-first conditioning grease: it moisturizes, soothes and protects the environment your hair grows out of. It is a cosmetic product, not a drug, and it isn't a treatment for hair loss.
Will it weigh my hair down?
Used as directed, a small amount worked scalp-first, no. It's a grease, so a heavy hand will feel heavy. Start with less than you think you need.
Is it safe for color-treated or relaxed hair?
Yes. It's a leave-in conditioning grease with no sulfates, peroxide or ammonia, so it won't lift or strip color.
Can I use it on my kids' hair?
It's commonly used on children's hair for greasing parts and braids. As with any new product, patch test first and keep it out of eyes.
Anything in it I should know about?
Two things people ask about: it contains lanolin, and it's fragranced, with peppermint and menthol that give the scalp a cool tingle. The full ingredient list is on this page, grouped. Read it first if you have a known allergy.
Is it alright to use every day?
That's how it's meant to be used: a small amount on the scalp daily, and down the lengths when they want it. A scalp answers to consistency rather than to intensity, so little and often beats a heavy hand on a Sunday.
When does it ship?
Orders go out once a week, packed by hand and handed to the carrier in the next run. You'll get a tracking number by email the moment the label is created, and the carrier's own estimate applies from there.